cataracts of venus
upon completion of male -rg-sm, the p-n-s is left inside the v-g-n- until it becomes limp. at this time, the male urinates inside the v-g-n- with triumphant force.
i can’t believe my boyfriend urinated inside my p-ssy last night. the f-cker said he always wanted to give me the cataracts of venus. what the f-ck!
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