catch-up sex
s-xual intercourse engaged in to make up for having missed opportunities for s-x. the missed s-x could be due to your partner traveling, or being too busy, or having a fight. this is different than make-up s-x. with make-up s-x there is one s-x act which accomplishes the goal. with catch-up s-x you have to compensate for all the s-x you missed having.
wife: that was really good s-x.
husband: yes, but we’ll need to do it again in 2 hours.
wife: why on earth?
husband. we were mad at each other for a week. we would have had s-x 5 times in that week. we have four more to go.
wife: oh yeah, catch-up s-x.
joe: hey want to go to the driving range tomorrow?
john: no, i can’t. i have to stay home with my wife all weekend.
joe: honey-do list?
john: sort of. i was out of town for two weeks straight, tomorrow is dedicated to catch-up s-x. i have to honey-do her a lot.
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