Catholic Candy Job
this is the act of a priest dropping a piece of candy to the altar boy. this piece of candy is usually a jolly rancher. the priest will wear his robes backwards as to make s-xual contact with the altar boy. therefore, the altar boy is the priests favorite person that comes to the church.
the priest did well with the catholic candy job!
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