caught-cum-handed
derived from the latinish phrase-word thing caught-red-handed. its when you know your dad isn’t home and you hear wh-r-ish, moaning noises from your parents bedroom and you walk in and you see your friend f-cking your mother in her v-g-n- and then at his climax pulls it out and sprays his c-m all over your mothers face and other body parts such as her hands. he then will take his p-n-s and stick it in your mothers mouth causing his wiener cheese to spray all over your mother. best when done with people named susan. also known as friend-c-m-in-your-mothers handididation.
f-ck were caught-c-m-handed. d-mn it matt i was just about to j-zz on your mom’s face.
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