CBA Syndrome
cba (can’t be -rs-d) syndrome is a medically recognised form of severe laziness that affects thousands of teenagers and college students across the globe each year.
teacher: why haven’t you completed the essay i set over the weekend dave?
dave: i had a severe case of cba syndrome miss!
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