Cell Phone Parathesia
the feeling of a cell phone vibrating in your pocket in the absence of an acutal cell phone vibration. this has also been termed phantom cell phone syndrome.
frank: “paul look!! – what are your doing? you’re swerving all over the road!”
paul: “i’m looking for my cell phone – i thought i felt it vibrate. i think it fell out of my pocket somewhere. help me look!”
frank: “look it is in your cup holder and it is not vibrating.”
paul: “arggh! i keep having these cell phone parathesia attacks. i think it is like phantom limb pain.”
frank: “more like phantom cell phone syndrome. don’t worry she’ll return your call.”
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