Cellphone Tai Chi


a series of movements one undertakes whilst attempting to find cellphone reception, resulting in an impromptu tai chi-like dance. the cellphone tai chi generally involves the person holding their cellphone in the air while simultaneously walking slowly in circles.
jiminy: man, the reception here is really bad.
harris: gee, i agree. look, timmy’s already doing the cellphone tai chi over in the corner of the room.

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