celtic salt miner
when a gentleman dips his p-n-s in a shamrock shake followed by the pouring of salt all over his festive irish junk. he then proceeds to infiltrate a thirsty woman’s -n-l c-n-l. afterwards, the woman licks the p-n-s like a popsicle and swallows every salty drop.
“did you hear about josh’s new occupation?”
“yeah the irish f-ck mines salt from the -n-s of desperate women!”
“wow! he’s such a hardcore celtic salt miner.”
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