Central Michigan University
a state university located in mount pleasant, mi. known by cmu or central locally, it is the school in michigan to go to if you like to party but don’t have a learning disability as required for admission to eastern or western.
i was going to go to western, but they said i didn’t qualify as mentally challenged so i have to go to central michigan university.
a university known for its community college experience, without the h-ssles of parental supervision. also known for misshapen women, lukewarm beer, and endless fields of multiple varieties of corn.
“did you get into mott community college?”
“no, i’m at central michigan university this year, but maybe i’ll get in next year! i hope…”
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