Certification of Gayness


when you are deemed officially gay and given a certificate signed by an elite and secret force of individuals, who’s true ident-ty shall never be revealed.

you better hope you don’t get a certification of gayness because… well, that’s gay.
andrew: hey, what’s this in the mail?
narrator: andrew is a very sad, gay person.
andrew: what the… certification of gayness?!
narrator: andrew has just been enlightened, as the truth dawns upon him, leading him towards the bright light at the end of the tunnel…

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