Certified Cock Technician


a very experienced female that knows her way around the male p-n-s and able to take her partner to -j-c-l-t–n at will. often very good with her bl-wj-bs, being able to deepthroat and pay attention to the b-lls while having exceptional tongue skills. a certified c-ck technician’s only goal is servicing and pleasuring her partner’s c-ck with an expertise matched by very few. this coveted certification is tough to earn and those lucky few labeled shall be extremely experienced, filthy, and well tested.
man, i pulled mary from the bar last night. wow! let me tell you, she is certified c-ck technician!

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