chad ocho cinco


the new official name of nfl wide receiver chad johnson of the cincinnati bengals
in court somewhere in florida:
chad: h-llo, my name is chad johnson, i am a famous nfl wr and i would like to change my last name to ocho cinco so i can seem even more audacious and idiotic.
judge: what a great reason! i agree! court is now adjourned.

nfl fanboy: like lookz @ dis sick chad johnson bengals jersey i got for my birthday! i am lyke tottaly going to wearz it to teh game my parentz are binging me to!!!!!11111one11eleven!!!
true bengals fan: there is no player on the bengals named chad johnson, but there is a player name chad ocho cinco!

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