Chain of custody


when a man -j-c-l-t-s in a woman’s mouth, and the woman p-sses the s-m-n from her mouth to the woman’s mouth sitting next to her. usually this must be done at least 4 times before a true chain of custody has been established.
jon: “who has the chain of custody now?”
brant:”i can’t tell, all of their mouths are closed.”

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