chain of prevents
a chain of events that prevents you from accomplishing anything important.
billy: “did you do the paper for history last night?”
edwards: “well, i started it but then jimmy showed up with a twelve and showed me some videos online and… long story short, i didn’t get it done because of the unexpected chain of prevents.”
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