Chair Crusher
a overweight person who is so extremely fat, if they sit on a normal human chair it will be crushed by their m-ssive girth.
dude 1 : did you see that fat chick at the bar?
dude 2 : yeah, she was a real chair crusher
a crude, derisive term for an overweight individual.
the term is derived from the likelihood that they will crush the chair that they are occupying due to their excessive body weight.
kim kardashian and kourtney kardashian are s-xy, but unfortunately, their sister, khloe, is a bit of a “chaircrusher.”
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