chair plant

a fail involving a chair

1- to lean back on the chair and it falls over leaving the occupant lying on the floor, in a daze
2- to attemp to sit on a chair, but miss the chair and land on the floor
3- to walk past a chair and trip on the leg and face plant
1- boy 1- “god this cl-ss is soo boring” (leams back while


-chair collapses

boy 2- “dude, epic fail”

2- boy 1- “i need a rest”

-kicks chair back as he trys to sit and hits the


“aww man, i just chair planted”

3- boy 1- “ill be there in a sec”

-walks over but trips on chair leg

“owww, d-mnit my nose”

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