Champagne Hand Job
when a girl is giving you a hand job, and right when you are about to finish, she puts her thumb over the tip, spraying it everywhere, and leaving some stuck in the chamber. it’ll come out in an hour, but probably sting.
holy sh-t that girl just gave me a champagne hand job, and some got stuck in the champber!
1 more definition
when a girl sabers off the head of an erect p-n-s, like the cap of a champagne bottle.
man1: “what happened to carol? last i heard she was in prison.”
man2: “yeah, she went crazy and gave her boyfriend a champagne handjob.”
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