Champion of Cyrodiil
the champion of cyrodiil is the player character of “the elder scrolls iv oblivion”.
he is the one true man. differently from the other heroes, he didn’t have superpowers or any other sh-t like that, but it didn’t stop him from getting his lazy -ss up and do sh-t.
you wake up in a prison and some dunmer f-ggot laughs at you. suddenly captain picard comes through your cell. in short captain picard dies, gives you a red amulet and you flee. and so does your story begin.
in the ending, mehruned dagon, similar to the devil, storms in and decides to f-ck sh-t up. in that moment sean bean shatters the amulet and transforms into a dragon and burns dagon’s -ss back to oblivion.
after this, the champion of cyrodiil stops umaril the unfeathered, an ayleid b-tch, and replaces sheogorath.
the dragonborn sucks -ss compared to the champion of cyrodiil.
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