chandelier cock
1. when a man has a chandelier for a c-ck. the chandelier has numerous shiny crystals dangling from it. p-ss is shot out of each crystal.
2. when a chandelier has c-cks hanging from it in place of shiny crystals. as the chandelier hangs from the ceiling p-ss is shot out of each c-ck onto the floor.
“when i was at the red sox game the other night, i went to take a p-ss and saw one of the most f-cked up things ever in the bathroom. this man dropped his shorts and whipped out this big chandelier c-ck and began p-ssing in the trough.”
or
“when me and javier were playing xbox the other day, the chandelier c-ck on the ceiling starting p-ssing all over us and ruined the game we were playing.”
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