Change your fucking tampon


to call out a female for being a complete b-tch to others…
girl: omg! omg! why did you buy a diet c-ke?!?! i want a diet pepsi! (slaps drink out of boyfriends hand)
i can’t believe your such a screw up! it seems like i am doing all the work here…. now i have to die of thirst like those african mexican people!

(silence with crickets chirping…)

boy: you need to change your f-cking tampon… for real…

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