Charlie and the Chocolate Factory


okay, now many of you may be thinking,’it was a horrible remake! i hate it!’ in all honesty, it was (is) a great movie and not a remake! johnny depp plays a charming, quirky, w-lly wonka, who is not based on michael jackson or marilyn manson (as depp has said many times in several interveiws.) freddie highmore is (in my opinion, as everything is) the best charlie bucket! any other actorwould have been a drastic mistake! i thought that the add-ons were very nice, they all lead up to the perfect endding which left you feeling happy and warm. if you ask me, theres no such thing as a bad tim burton movie (i didn’t like pee-wee that much, but i loved it as a little child.) the whole cast seemed to just feel right, and if your anyhthing like me, your still humming the w-lly wonka theme-song!
w-lly wonka
w-lly wonka
the amazing chocolatier
w-lly wonka
w-lly wonka
ev’rybody give a cheer
he’s modest, clever, and so smart
he barely can explain it
with so much generosity
there is nowhere to contain it
w-lly wonka
w-lly wonka
he’s the genius who just can’t be beat
the magician and the chocolate wiz
the best darn guy you’ll ever meet
w-lly wonka–here he is
v-the occurrence of one white woman, having s-xual intercourse with multiple black partners.
adj-a white woman who enjoys vigorous s-x with only black partners
n- a white male who has s-xual intercourse with a woman who normally has s-xual encounters, or rather “adventures”, with black males
see that chick over there? she’s been to the chocolate factory…

i am going to charlie and the chocolate factory you so hard tonight!

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