chasity belt
actually, it’s “chast-ty belt”. otherwise the given definition stands.
my mother had a chast-ty belt. my father busted that thing wide open.
noun: a belt worn by women and sometimes men in centuries past to prevent infedenity and pregnancy in women and infedenity in men. the belts are made of leather, metal, combinations of the two or combinations of leather and animal skin or other materials.
some belive that the chasity belt will make a comback with the goth and those into s-xual fettishes in the future, as the corset did.
“d-mn! sounds like a chasity belt would hurt!”
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