cheddar beakley
it’s exactly what you think. some smarmy douche of a dude who has a polo shirt tucked into white pants, penny loafers, sweater around the neck, and is part of a yacht club… you probably hate this person just by looking at them. think carlton from fresh prince of bel air. saying this to someones face is awesome because they don’t know the meaning and you have just m-ssively insulted their dignity.
“hey look at that f-cking cheddar beakley” (everyone laughs)
fin.
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