Cheerleader story
this is the imfamous urban myth about the cheerleader who: gets on the bus with the winning football team, performs oral s-x on every guy…swallows…more than once in some cases…and then becomes violently ill and has to be rushed to the hospital to have her stomach pumped!
alternate versions of the story have said incident occuring in the locker room, at someones house and/or victory party after the game. the sport in particular also varies. some times it’s the basketball team, the lacross team, the soccer team, etc. also, the girl in question also various. some times it’s the campus sl-t, sometimes it’s even a hot female teacher or someone’s milf mom!
another variation on this urban myth is that the girl in question has straight ‘intercourse with the entire team, gets her genitals ripped-open, and has to be rushed to the hospital to have her ravaged v-g-n- sewn-up/sewn shut!
“in the urban myth known as the cheerleader story, the girl performed so much hot oral s-x on the football team during their bus-ride home she had to have her stomach pumped! guess she swallowed a little too much!”
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