Cheesey Salmon Slots
a rather elaborate yet highly description term for a gash.
this should be used in context with an unclean c-nt. the ‘cheesey’ referring to the f-nny batter appearance and the ‘salmon’ not only being rather descriptive of the smell but also on occ-ssion the colour of the beef curtains. the beef curtains or p-ss flaps are indeed aptly referred to as ‘slots’ in the phrase being outlined.
i had to f-ck her -n-lly as she had cheesey salmon slots.
sorry if my breath smells my girlfriend has cheesey salmon slots
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