Cheesy Alabama Hot Pocket
the act of sh-tting inside of your partner’s v-g-n- while she has a yeast infection, then mercilessly f-cking the sh-t out of her (literally)
variations include:
vanilla alabama hot pocket, also can be combined with the dirty sanchez (depending on how f-cking sick you are), alabama hot pocket de italiano
that b-tch don’t wash her p-ssy so i gave her a cheesy alabama hot pocket.
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