cheesycarbotarian
one who eats cheese and carbs for every meal.
eg: bagel and cream cheese
eg: grilled cheese
eg: crackers and cheese
eg: pizza
eg: macaroni and cheese
eg: quesadilla
eg: pretty much anything good
kim: “hey cailen, what have you eaten today?”
cailen: “oh, just the ush. bagel and cream cheese for breakfast, a quesadilla for lunch, and now pizza.”
kim: “are you a vegetarian?”
cailen: “close… i’m a cheesycarbotarian!!”
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