cheeto dust etiquette


the amount of courtesy and decency ideally expected from someone trying to dispose of cheeto dust residue.

good: washing hands of cheese flavored filmy funk, wiping dust on napkin and later removing cheeto film by secretly licking fingers or washing hands. one also much consider that avoiding eating cheetos in public may avoid this whole conundrum.

bad: wiping cheeto dust on any surface available which doesn’t belong to oneself or might belong to others. like other peoples couches, chairs, drapery, dogs, etc. also, licking fingers of residue in front of people (as some people are opposed to public finger licking.)

depending on the person level of depravity and social constraint-one might also confront a situation altogether foul (see secondhand cheeto dust).
dude 1: hey bro. tyler has such nasty cheeto dust etiquette. tyler wiped his cheeto dust hands all over my duvet when he was playing call of duty and he didn’t even think twice.

dude 2: did you just say duvet? (chuckles)

dude 1: yea, chuckles. that sh-t’s gonna cost me a sh-tload to dry clean.

dude 2: yea, that dude has to pull it together dude.
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the amount of courtesy and decency ideally expected from someone trying to dispose of cheeto dust residue.

good: washing hands of cheese flavored filmy funk, wiping dust on napkin and later removing cheeto film by secretly licking fingers or washing hands. one also much consider that avoiding eating cheetos in public may avoid this whole conundrum.

bad: wiping cheeto dust on any surface available which doesn’t belong to oneself or might belong to others. like other peoples couches, chairs, drapery, dogs, etc. also, licking fingers of residue in front of people (as some people are opposed to public finger licking.)

depending on the person level of depravity and social constraint-one might also confront a situation altogether foul (see secondhand cheeto dust).
dude 1: hey bro. tyler has such nasty cheeto dust etiquette. tyler wiped his cheeto dust hands all over my duvet when he was playing call of duty and he didn’t even think twice.

dude 2: did you just say duvet? (chuckles)

dude 1: yea, chuckles. that sh-t’s gonna cost me a sh-tload to dry clean.

dude 2: yea, that dude has to pull it together dude.

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