chester barrington
1. an over the pants hand job given to an underage police officer.
2. an over the pants handjob.
3. an alcoholic beverage served over ice including(but not limited to) pinnacle whipped vodka, peach schnapps, grapefruit juice, topped with 2 maraschino cherries
dude, i just got an awesome chester barrington.
i thought carly mentz was going to give me some brain in the parking garage and instead was forced to settle for the ole chester barrington.
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