Chicken Skin Handbag
another word for a mans b-llsack, ballgland,b-lls due to its resemblance of chicken skin
chicken wrangler: “boss can i got for a quick break its so hot out here and my chicken skin handbag is stuck to the inside of my thigh, if i don’t fix it it could permanently graft to my leg!!
boss: h-ll no! get on with your chicken wrangling you lazy fool! you see my gold plated chicken skin handbag?
chicken wrangler:yes…..yes i do
boss: well you can have one too if you stop whining like a little c-nt stump and did some more wrangling
worker: -sigh- ok
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