child fucking spaghetti fingers


a common misconception that children posess the ability to shoot spaghetti from their fingertips; brought on by the comedic act of dane cook.
man 1: holy sh-t, i think that kid has child f-cking spaghetti fingers!!! did you see what he did to her?

man 2: nah, just threw his plate at her.

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