chineese christmas tree
when seventeen china men gather around a girl and throw up on her (after they have each eaten a full christmas day meal in one sitting eg. turkey,potatoes,carrots, cranberries and a pie of some sort, preferably apple.)
usually the girl is naked and has an -rg-sm whilst it happens.
last night ceci got a chineese christmas tree, it cost her $2467, rich wh-r-.
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