Chinese Accordion
double penetration given to an asian female with one male entering from behind and the other in her mouth. much like the eiffel tower only without the men touching hands and using an asian female, ultimatley resembling an accordion when in sync.
faisal and i sure did give tobias’ mom a great chinese accordion last night.
boy, we sure did play that girl from that party like an accordion last night.
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