when you’ve been craving chinese food and your friend promises she’ll go with you…. then bails.
grace and i had been planning on going to pf changs for months. when we finally picked a date she ghosted me! now i’m stuck with chinese blue b-lls!
- fix it vixen
a woman who performs her own home repairs, works on cars/motorcycles, and is an all around handy person. man: my partner is so gorgeous. man2: i thought you said she did motorcycle maintenance… man: she’s a fix-it vixen.
the political ideology of theresa may the conservative british prime minister. her practices are unpopular with the british people and often criticized for being authoritarian. mayism is the new british conservatism! the political ideology of theresa may the conservative british prime minister. her practices are unpopular with the british people and often criticized for being […]
- adam benjamin
like a regular adam but 100x worse. this particular type of adam can usually be found sat eating biscuits, ice cream and crying over receipts. may also be found attempting to flirt with unsuspecting prey and failing miserably. popular in the g-y community due to his impeccably shiny head that acts as a mirror. top […]
the worst heroes of the storm player to ever exist. will do zero siege damage and zero hero damage the whole game. lol they pulled the ol’cl-ssic b-mbell…. fail. if trump f-cked hilary you would get what i -ssume is the human b-mbell. don’t be a b-mbell ya cuck!
- the tankcommader
when you always play the victim card because you have no better way to make a comeback in an argument with all hope lost, ethan had to use the tankcommader with no better way to come back