Chinese Dragon Fingers
one of a mult-tude of alternatives to the happy ending in an oriental m-ssage parlor. the m-sseuse turns the patron into the pr-ne position and, without lubrication, violently penetrates the -n-s with at least one (1) digit. variations include twin chinese dragon fingers (include a minimum of two (2) digits) and firebreathing chinese dragon fingers (digits are inserted into chinese chili sauce prior to penetration). the family of chinese dragon fingers is typically an act -ssociated with being impolite in requesting a happy ending.
person 1: “dude, what happened to you? you look awful. is that blood??”
person 2: “i told the m-sseuse at eternal gardens to get on with the d-mn happy ending already, so she flipped me over and gave me twin firebreathing chinese dragon fingers.”
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