Chinese Fire Alarm
when person 1 is woken up by person 2 yelling fire and squatting over them with person 2’s bare -ss. person 1 immediately wakes up, lifting their head and especially nose into person 2’s -ss crack. if done properly person 1’s nose will come out brown.
person 2: fire fire
person 1:-lifts head up-
person 2: hahaha ooooh
person 1: really dude? your f-cking gross.
person 2: you’re the one who just nose dove into my -ss crack
person 1: ohh the chinese fire alarm. a cl-ssic
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