Chinese Medicine Ball Twist
mid-coitus, regardless of position, firmly grasp your partner’s scr-t-m (making sure both t-st-cl-s are included) and twist counter-clockwise if right-handed (clockwise if left-handed). it is very important that you do not let go until the erection has fully diminished. do not let go if your partner begins to scream–it is merely an expression of ecstasy.
last night, i gave my boyfriend the best chinese medicine ball twist; he was screaming for hours!
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