chinese nigger nuggets
when after eating a m-ssive amount of cheap chinese food, you sh-t so hard you wish you were black so you could remember that your ancestors had it way worse.
paul: dave, where were you last night?
dave: dude, that kung pao chicken last night was brutal … i had the worst case of the chinese n-gg-r nuggets!
paul: sh-t!
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