Chinese Safety Goggles
chinese safety goggles. when you dont have any safety goggles on hand and need to protect your eyes, you simply squint. looking like a china-man and protecting your peepers.
john: “hey brian arent you going to use some safety goggles when you are tearing apart that tile floor?”
brian: “naw bra i dont need them. i have my chinese safety goggles on. i never leave home without these baddies.”
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