chinese titty twister
the act of surgically attaching chopsticks to one’s nipples, then waiting until the day after the following year’s sabbath, and violently ripping off the chopsticks infront of the messiah (extra points if the nipples come off)
have you ever performed a chinese t-tty twister? it’s all the rage.
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