chip and a chair
all that a skilled player needs to win a poker game.
i put john all-in with my pocket aces. he called with three-nine offsuit and drew out on me, costing me nearly my entire stack. but i’ve still got a chip and a chair, and so i can still win, just like jack straus at the 1982 world series of poker.
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