chip off the old cock
1) to have a similar c-ck to your father/mother.
2) to take an old man’s c-ck, take a knife, and chop off a little piece.
dad: well johnny, you’re really a chip off the old c-ck.
nurse: okay mr. johnson, we need a chip off the old c-ck. pull your pants down.
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