Chlamydophila Christmas Cluster


an increase of people contracting chlamydia at christmas due to an influx of lonely souls fornicating around the holidays.
“dude, you should totally abstain from hooking up at the office christmas party; you don’t want to be part of the chlamydophila christmas cl-ster!”

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