Chocolate And Vanilla Swirl
when a crazy black woman becomes obsessed with a preppy white woman and starts stalking her. she calls her ‘dandelion’ and they become a chocolate and vanilla swirl
crazy eyes: i’m going to call you dandelion because they are pretty and yellow, just like you.
piper: ooh, ohh -runs away-
piper: hats going oh?
guard: closing the track
piper: why?
guard: budget cuts, no staff to cover it
piper: bug i have to run, its the only thing that makes me feel normal
guard: y’all gonna have to do ya swirl some place else
piper: swirl?
crazy eyes: chocolate and vanilla swirl!
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