Chocolate Animal Cracker


the reverse of a blumpkin where you’re peeing and you get your salad tossed. this is difficult for a chick, but not impossible. toilets are not necessary.
i was killing time before wgi semifinals when i got this chick to give me a chocolate animal cracker.

i had to pee during s-x, so i just went, and she continued to give me a chocolate animal cracker.

i told my bro that if he likes blumkins, he should try chocolate animal crackers, forget about it!

i asked the lady selling tickets if she was into blumpkins and she said,
“no, but i’ll give you a chocolate animal cracker. do you want one?”
i said, “oh, word? you better believe it!”

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