Chocolate Cheese Grater
when a man takes a firm sh-t and uses a cheese grater to grind it over a woman’s face. the man may then proceed to -j-c-l-t- on top as icing on the cake.
man 1: dude i totally pulled the chocolate cheese grater on my girl last night!
man 2: no way dude! did she like it?
man 3: ya except she still has chunks of my sh-t in her hair.
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