Chocolate Chip Cake Frosting
after performing a copious amount of -n-l intercourse, prior to the moment of -j-c-l-t–n, you pull out and slap it on the recipient’s face. you spread the homemade b-ttercream frosting around. because of the copious amounts of -n-l s-x, the particles of poo stuck to your froster (p-n-s) resemble a chocolate chip frosting.
“i totally plowed her in the poo hole and then covered her face in chocolate chip cake frosting.”
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