chocolate chip mayonnaise
the fecal laden man-goo that covers the c-ck immediately after -n-l intercourse in which the male factor disemboques into the female’s rectal opening. similar in consistency to campbell’s cream of mushroon(condensed) or progresso chunky style.
our night of frollic and fun ended with a fat double serving of chocolate chip mayonnaise.
Read Also:
- chocolate raspberry
the act of deficating on a partners belly then blowing bubbles in it. jaime’s stomach was just laying out there nice and bare, so i just could not resist performing the most incredible chocolate raspberry on her stomach, it was simply the most spectacular act i have ever performed on a tranny.
- chocolate swirlie
a form of torture that works best with a long-haired person. said individual is dangled head first over a toilet full of fecal matter, with hair dangling into the water. the toilet is then flushed. you missed it, guy! we gave karen a chocolate swirlie! when you are f-cking a girl in the -ss and […]
- Choking
choking – failing a big opportunity to hit something big. macau / borat, for example, is the king of chokes. you saw that stream last night? macau was choking so bad. he even choked the 6 man os. the inability to throw a p-ss within five yards of a receiver in a playoff game. andy […]
- Christmas Nigger
term for a neighborhood burgler who steals things from peoples yards or garage at night during the holidays. my yard would have gotten first place for holiday decor but the christmas n-gg-r struck again!
- Christ's College
a stuck up sh-thole in christchurch where the relationship between the kids parents and the teachers are the determining factor in a student’s success, not the kid’s competence. r-t-rd: sh-t, i didn’t make the christ’s college 1st iv, instead i got put into the ‘social’ team. tool: doesn’t your dad own an influential business/insertothermoneymakingent-ty? r-t-rd: […]