chocolate don’t have shit on me


is when u think ur cooler than every1 & everything else… even more than chocolate (!).
1. some1 just won a race. they say,
“oh yeah! chocolate don’t have sh-t
on me!”

or it could be used sarcasticly:

2. two people are havin’ a fight:
1st u think you’re 2 cool 4 the
rest of us!
2nd yeah right, chocolate don’t
have sh-t on me!(sarcasticly)

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