Chocolate Napoleon


this advanced s-xual prank is begun by f-cking a midget up the -ss. this loosens the sphincter to the point where you can fist them, getting feces on your hand. you then resume your penile penetration while holding your soiled hand on the middle of your partner’s chest, leaving a hand-shaped stain of feces on the midget’s sternum.
i went to pimlico last night and met a jockey at the turf club. i took her home and couldn’t p-ss up the chance to give her the chocolate napoleon.

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